There’s an old, old “joke” about The Viper. The joke can run on until patience of the teller or hearer is exhausted, but goes something like this:
I had that call again. The voice said “I’m the Viper and I’m coming to your house this week.”
He called again and said he’s coming Friday.
On Friday I answered the door and the man said “I’m the viper and I’m here to vipe your windows.”
The minivan’s “vipers” got a “vorkout” today. But we did see a few sights along the way here to Coos Bay – sea lions, bridges, waves, and light houses: